Product Description
Attention, lolly lovers and pranksters alike! Are you tired of telling people to suck it without the proper tools? Well, pucker up buttercup, because Suck a Bag of Sour Candy is here to save the day!
This 25-pack of tart, penis-shaped candies is the perfect way to tell someone to eat a bag of… well, you know. Each pack contains five little sugar schlongs, giving you plenty of ammunition for your next verbal showdown.
But wait, there’s more! These phallic treats aren’t just for insults. They’re perfect for:
- Spicing up your hen's party (because nothing says “last night of freedom” like a mouthful of candy dicks)
- Filling your piñata with a surprise that will make your guests say, “Oh my!”
- Passive-aggressively hinting to your coworker that they’re a total tool
So whether you’re dealing with a cheating ex, a self-absorbed friend, or that dense coworker who can’t take a hint, Suck a Bag of Sour Candy has got you covered.
Frequently Asked Questions
Where can I find a sex toy store in Parramatta?
Wild Lovers is a sex toy store Parramatta locals can visit in person at Unit 2 38A Ware St Fairfield NSW 2165 , or shop online 24/7. We stock over 5,000 products across 50+ categories, from vibrators and anal toys to lingerie and bondage gear. Call us on 02 9723 5000 for current opening hours.
Do you deliver to Fairfield and Cabramatta?
Yes. As well as being the adult shop Fairfield customers visit in store, we deliver right across Western Sydney including Cabramatta, Canley Vale, Merrylands and Granville. Every order arrives in plain, unmarked packaging with no reference to the contents on the outside.
Can I buy sex toys in Liverpool online with discreet packaging?
Absolutely. Customers searching for sex toys Liverpool wide can order our full range online with complete discretion. Parcels ship in plain packaging, the sender name on your label is neutral, and your card statement
will not identify what you purchased.
Are your products body-safe?
Every product we stock is chosen for body-safe, non-porous materials — medical-grade silicone, borosilicate glass and ABS plastic. We avoid porous and phthalate-containing materials entirely. If you are unsure which material suits you, our team is happy to talk you through the options.
Do you have a physical store I can visit, or are you online only?
Both. You can shop the full catalogue online, or come in and see products in person before you buy. Many customers prefer to visit for their first purchase and order online after that. Find us at Unit 2, 38A Ware St, Fairfield NSW 2165. We’re open Monday to Friday from 11:00am to 6:00pm, and Saturday to Sunday from 11:00am to 5:00pm.
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept all major credit and debit cards, plus the digital wallets supported through our secure checkout. All transactions are encrypted, and yourbilling descriptor is discreet.